God Hates Turkmenistan.
The mostly-landlocked, desert nation of Turkmenistan embodies the nickname “Absurdistan” concept completely. The leaders of Turkmenistan enact absurd, God hating policies. The populace of Turkmenistan tolerates absurd, false religion pouring out from their leaders. As a result of their filth and rebellion, Turkmenistan suffers severe poverty, floods and earthquakes. Turkmenistan is doomed!