God Hates Tonga. Located on a little grouping of 171 Islands, most uninhabited or inhabitable, this little nation is positioned in the South Pacific Ocean. They call themselves Tongan(s) and yet they are grouped in with the other Polynesians in that part of the world. They are barbarians in the truest sense of the word. However, they are thoroughly without excuse for they also claim to be Christian. That means someone, at some point came and taught them the Holy Bible.