God Hates Micronesia.
The centerpiece of the life of Micronesians is their superstitious worship of dead spirits, so you know that no good public policy comes from that mess. For example, abortions are available
through the use of local herbs, insertion of foreign bodies in the womb, ritual massages and bathing, and other methods of the witch doctors, that happily accommodate sexual promiscuity that naturally attends pagan flesh-pleasing myths. ... Yike.