It probably is hard for you to believe that an Island off the coast of Africa would have the largest Vanilla production IN THE WORLD (I mean who doesn’t like vanilla?), but it’s true.  That is where the niceties end.  This nation is just simply full of nasty rebels against God.

There are several obvious pictures of rebellion which are evident in this “culture” of Madagascar, to wit:  While they keep their people illiterate, and their genealogy completely confused, they have these policies firmly in place.  In other words, when it comes to their hatred for God they are very crisp and clear (there will be more on this in the religion section):

Idolatry is their mainstay: they worship the cattle (zebu, or humped cattle is their favorite), and use that as the sign of their wealth; they really (Really, really?  Really, really!) worship their dead in this nation (see more on this under “religion”.)  They take on any/all traditions of the various “conquerors” over the various centuries, but alas they never did much care for those dang followers of Jesus Christ!  God Hates Madagascar!

Further proof of their rebellion, and how that manifests itself in their daily lives:

Abortion: Although illegal in this island nation, it is commonly practiced and now “doctors” are reportedly (get off of us, your own medical journals brag about it being a common practice) using the Misoprostol (Cytotec, the abortion drug) to help women who have had partial abortions.  You gotta get the job done, right BRUTES?! 

Sexual consent: 14 years old unless you are related to the person or a fag, then you must be 21 years old.  What?!