God Hates Jersey. Not to be confused in any way with New Jersey, this little nation is commonly referred to as the Isle of Jersey or the Bailiwick of Jersey, a collection of islands that are a British Crown dependency. The Jersey people are traditionally know as crapauds (toads), and you will find that very fitting when you hear of their continual crimes against God, man and nature. Picture these evil heretical hypocrites sitting about licking their nasty lips, eyeballs, etc.