Abortion

In Iran, roughly one out of every four women has killed her baby before birth. Compared to the worldwide average of 35 out of every 1000 women having had an abortion, the Iranian infanticide rate is quite high. Considering that abortion is severely restricted by law in the Islamic Republic (compared to the United States), the rate would surely be much higher if the law is loosened.

Marriage and Divorce

The divorce rate in Iran is a relatively low at 10%. However, Iranian marriages conform to the rules of the Koran which violate the One Man, One Woman, One Lifetime decree of the Lord God. Polygamy is widespread. Many Iranians also form temporary marriages known as Sigheh. Iranians may enter into a Sigheh marriage that ends when the contract is expired and not consider themselves divorced. They frown on divorce and pride themselves on their “commitment” to family by allowing people to break God’s commandments in creative ways. Just like the fags trying to call the union of two men or two women a “marriage” the Iranians spit in the Lord’s face in defiant rebellion.

Fags

Officially, sodomy requires the death penalty in Iran. Admirably, they do enforce this statute, or so it would seem. As with marriages above, those creative Persians have redefined perversion such that they think nothing of calling good evil and evil good. Iranian sodomites undergo sex-change operations to try to convince themselves that they are actually women so the perverted acts they commit with other men are OK. Khomeini himself, leader of the Islamic Revolution and revered by pious Iranian Muslims, authorized one such operation.

When Ahmadinejad told the audience at Columbia University that Iran does not have sodomites, he really meant that the Persians where jumping through so many hoops and contorting biology to such a degree that technically, no they do not have what Americans recognize as garden variety fags. Nice try, but that won’t fool God! The punishment for fag-infested Iran will be the same as for the United States of Sodom.

Drug Abuse

Being situated right next to the world’s largest opiate exporting nation comes with some drawbacks. Does anyone believe that coincidence lead Iran to boarder Afghanistan? Of course you all know the sovereign Lord positioned those two nations so as to pour his wrath out in this particular way: 11 million of Iran’s 66 million inhabitants are hooked on heroin. Considering that the UN estimates around 50 million heroin abusers worldwide, Iran certainly has more than its fair share.

Sex trafficking

In Iran, the ‘holy’ (yeah, right!) city of Qom is famous for its Koranic scholars, allegedly immersed in study all day and night. Supposedly pious men from all over the world, clad in long robes, meditating on the intricacies of the Koran, separated from the company of women while pursuing their studies. This is where important ideas like whether or not to ban Pepsi are discussed. At least the Mullahs would like everyone to believe. Qom enjoys the distinction of being not just a popular destination for religious students but also for prostitutes. As a result of the decade long Iran-Iraq war, many widows popped up. Unable to feed their children, or find work in the Islamic Republic where women’s roles are strongly proscribed, they turned to Qom. Instead of offering to help feed and care for these women and their children, the men of Qom use them as prostitutes. Now other prostitutes find their way to this not-so-holy city as well.

Aside from Qom, sex trafficking in Iran in general is one of the most profitable business ventures one could undertake. Teenage girls are an especially sought after commodity on the Persian perversion market. When these women and girls are arrested for prostitution, they find that police officers would rather use them (force them really) as well instead of help them out of this mess.