Alvara Colom Caballeros – President of Guatemala.  President Caballeros is the first left-leaning president in 53 years.  He is married to his third wife.  YO, PRES!! God said NO DIVORCE AND REMARRIAGE!!  IT’S ADULTERY!! Or, can’t your read?!  He practices traditional Maya religion, meaning he’s a stupid corn-head idolater who is using his political power and influence to teach his fellow countrymen to hate God and serve idols.  He was also accused of and suspected of murder in May, 2009; but, don’t worry, government officials “investigated” and recently cleared his good name.  He is a perfect leader for Guatemala and will take her to her final destruction.

Alfonso Portillo – former President of Guatemala.  On January 26, 2010, Portillo was arrested at a beach in Guatemala City as he attempted to flee the country.  He was arrested on U.S. charges of laundering money stolen from foreign donations to buy children’s books.  The U.S. indictment also alleges he conspired with two members of the Guatemalan military in 2001 to embezzle millions from the government.  In 2008, he was extradited from Mexico to face embezzlement charges, and while running for president in 1999, he acknowledged that he killed 2 of his former students while a professor in Mexico.  He is the face of Guatemala – a violent, bloody man.