God Hates Eritrea.
A country in the horn of Africa with Sudan, Ethiopia, Djibouti and the Red Sea around its borders, is it any wonder they have been invaded, raped, and pillaged by all of the following nations (at least once)?: South Arabians (Yemen); Ottoman Turks; Portuguese (India); Egyptians; British (twice!); Italians; Ethiopians (twice/more/early/often); Sudanese. Because of all of this, the nation is full of all of the sins of the nations around them and across the globe.