God's Wrath Revealed Against Denmark

Here is a brief list of GodSmacks that have been executed upon Denmark:

November 2, 2006 – The storm named Britta killed 15 people and detached an oil rig.

January 10, 2005 – Worst storm in Baltic states in 40 years ripped through Northern Europe, cutting the power in hundreds of thousands of homes and killing at least 14 people, including 4 Danes.

November 3, 2004 – 1,200 tons of fireworks exploded a fireworks factory in Seest, Denmark. One firefighter died, 24 others were injured, 8 rescue vehicles were destroyed, and the area had to be evacuated.

March 6, 2002 – 3 Danish and 2 German soldiers died in an explosion in Kabul, Afghan.

March 29, 2001 – A bulk carrier and an oil tanker collided in the Baltic Sea, spilling about 550,000 gallons of oil.

June 30, 2000 – 9 people suffocated in a crowd-surfing accident at the Roskilde Festival. Confused? Me too.

December 3, 1999 – Adam (AKA: Anatol), an unusually powerful winter storm equivalent to a category 3 hurricane, hit Denmark and surrounding nations. 6 people were killed and 800 were injured in Denmark. $2 billion in damage occurred.

April 7, 1990 – A fire erupted on a Danish-owned car ferry in the North Sea, killing 150 and injuring 20.

September 8, 1989 – Partnair Flight 394 crashed off the coast of Denmark, killing all 55 people on board.

One of Denmark’s most significant characteristics is its frequent “European windstorms.” Many of these storms are hurricanes or hurricane-like (only a few are mentioned above, but other major storms include Paula and Zizi). The weather, especially the whirlwind (AKA European windstorms), is yet another weapon in God’s arsenal used for dealing with rebellious nations. When He has determined destruction upon a nation such as Denmark (see Filthy Manner of Life), He will only mock them when their pain comes, because they refuse to hear His reproof.

Proverbs 1:25  But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: 26  I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 27  When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 28  Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

Nahum 1:2 ¶  God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies. 3  The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet. 4  He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth. 5  The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein. 6  Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him. 7  The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.

The Lord is in absolute control of every aspect of this physical world – who do you think you’re messing with, you lame Danes?! Get right with God, or this earth can and will be used to vomit you into Hell.