God Hates Chad.
The entire African continent is irreversibly cursed by God for rejecting the preaching of the Apostles of Jesus Christ, as well as continued rebellion against the God who made them. Chad is no exception, and in fact, her people bare a world-wide reputation for being filthy, lawless thugs who will rob you blind if given the chance. For their rebellion, God is repaying them to their faces. God hates Chad and her destruction is near!