One of the many negative side-effects of Canada’s “tag along like a little lost puppy” connection to America is that – despite its liberal leanings and self interest – Canada has been duped to join in the so-called “War on Terror.”  Members of Canada’s military have disproportionately been killed in the Afghanistan conflict – thus far, they rank third for the number of war dead there:  88 Canadians have been killed.

Canada is learning the grievous truth of this lesson at the hands of one God-smack after another (they are slow learners):  You’ve given the country over to fags – your soldiers are coming home in body bags!

In its run-up to total fag dominance (following the temper tantrum the fags threw on Parliament Hill in 1971), Canada experienced a dramatic series of God’s outpouring of wrath.  Being brute beasts, they refused to give God the glory for those events, and for saving any of them alive, and continued on their downward spiral.  For example:

Not once, but twice (those Canadians are not single-trial or even double-trial learners!), God dashed busses carrying a combined total of 56 people into the ground from the same steep hill near Quebec.  Having stood on the streets of Quebec preaching God’s clear commandments – and being pummeled by their mob citizens totally uncontrollable by their wimpy, whining police – we can give eyewitness testimony to the filthy manner of life and animalistic nature of the inhabitants of Quebec. 

The Ice Storm of January 1998, which froze Canada in unprecedented ways, has been determined the worst Canadian natural disaster of all times.  One study reports it as a once-in-a-lifetime event, and the most destructive weather disaster in Canada's recorded history.  In the first 10 days following the storm, 35 people died directly as a result of the storm. 

And now God’s getting more up close and personal with Canada.  On July 30, 2008, God sent the knife-wielding killer right into the bowels of a bus load of Canadians.  Reporters are breathlessly declaring the event:  “As horrified travelers watched, a Greyhound Canada bus passenger repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated a young man who was sitting and sleeping beside him.”  The rest of the bus riders screamed and ran as the stabbings were underway.  Several minutes later, the job done, the killer carried the dead guy’s head up to show the other riders – like a dog carrying a dead mouse to display.  Nice.  That’s how those Canadians love up on each other.