God Hates American Samoa. American Samoa is an unincorporated territory of the United States. It is the southernmost territory of the U.S. and is located in the south pacific between Hawaii and New Zealand. It has a population of 55,000 and a land area of 76 square miles or slightly more than Washington, DC. In many ways it is just as filthy as the United States mainland. It has many of the same customs such as celebrating Flag Day.